Journal entry #1

It's been 9 days since Jake banished me to the rice fields (realm 0). There aren't many people here. The ones I find are different than the ones in the center of the Omniverse. Since I got here I've been saving up enough chromosomes to buy some coordinates to get back to the main realm. I found this shitty cafe that is owned by this subhuman creature. I think it's a Jew. The cafe happened to have wifi but they only serve rice here. In fact rice is the only thing I can find to eat out here in the rice fields. The weather isn't too bad. Always cloudy, but no rain.
Anyway, I'm writing to ask how jailbreak is going (or if its going). I hope to come back someday if I can save up enough chromosomes to travel back. I have a job at this farm near the place I woke up. Work isn't bad, it just doesn't pay well. My boss's has millions of chromosomes saved, so as soon as I get close to acquiring the needed amount to travel back, I shall rape him to death and extract his chromosomes.
Well shit, I have to go off to work now. This rice milk wasn't worth the rice I paid for it. I hope you all are doing well. This concludes Journal entry #1

Not assigned!
725830 CH
Realm 0 (rice fields)
9/20/16

Fucking kill yourself you fucking pleb Filthy Frank memester

Id gladly kill myself, thanks for the advice muff

#UnbanNot

#BanAndy #Bandy

I'm afraid that even if I was unbanned, I would need chromosome sacrifices to be able to return.

ill sacrifice mine


also i want to die :D

He forgot to un ban you then you trolled so he was too lazy to do it lolol